Geminis are, after all, always in their heads.
They can best be described as being "heady." Actually, let's think about that word, "heady." What a fucking word to describe a Gemini. They're in your face, they're impossible to ignore. Has there ever been anything more obvious? That's actually a quality that Geminis share with roses: They're obvious. If a Gemini were a flower, it would be a rose. Just like Jolie can't help drinking blood for fun. He can't help being a sweet, puppy dog of a Sagittarius. Geminis just get bored of everything after a while. What are they trying to say? That they're better than you and also probably you should do what they say unless you want them to get bored with you.Īnd ohmygod, this is the thing with Geminis: They will get bored with you. This is where a Gemini really shines because these are the bodily attributes through which we communicate, and all Geminis are trying to do is communicate with you all the time. Geminis are mostly very beautiful all over, and that's nice and everything, but if you want to recognize a Gemini because of their physicality, you can do it through two of their feature: their hands and their mouth. And humans are both good and terrible, so it makes sense that Geminis are that, too. Geminis are one of the few signs represented by people, and since the others are Sagittarius and Virgo, and those are a centaur and a virgin, it is really Gemini who bears the mantle of being the most human of the astrological signs. Geminis aren't crabs or goats or, like, scales. It is no coincidence that Gemini is represented by the Twins, actual people. Geminis are proof that humans are good, and also terrible.
A Gemini is someone whose every move is documented and whose every gesture is memorized by your literal soul because you need Geminis in this world to prove life is worth living. A Gemini is the kind of person whose magnetism is so intensely strong that quotes that they never even said are attributed to them because the words get even more powerful when they are connected to a Gemini. A Gemini is the kind of person whose words are widely quoted around the world, decades after their deaths. A Gemini is the kind of person who inspires cultish devotion. The people on that list share something else besides being better than you: They are all actual icons. But he must have Gemini as his rising sign, or else astrology would make no sense.
The only surprising thing on that list is that Muhammed Ali is not on it. Whom among these people is not better than you? They are all better than you. Kennedy, Natalie Portman, Tupac Shakur, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Campbell, Prince, Che Guevara, Beyoncé's twins. Let me list some famous Geminis for you: Marilyn Monroe, Angelina Jolie, Kanye West, Morgan Freeman, John F. Here's the thing about Geminis: They 100 percent think they're better than everyone else, and the problem with that is it's usually true. I'm talking, of course, about Gemini, the low-key psychopath of the zodiac. But as bad as Scorpios are (which, I reiterate: bad), there's another zodiac sign that is actually responsible for most of the world's problems, and buckle up because we've just entered its season. the way my grandma laughs and shows no mercy when she sends my pawns home during one of our intense Parcheesi battles). I'm not going to dispute this total truth, because every time I try to think of a Scorpio who isn't a devious mastermind (like, for example, my 96-year-old grandma), I then remember that all Scorpios actually are the devil (e.g. Being a Scorpio should even, it's been said, be illegal. You don't have to know anything about astrology to know this: Scorpios are totally crazy.
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